Spring into lethargy - with an anti-energy slow cow beverage · 6.05.09 by colin newell
Quebec resident, Lino Fleury is hoping to chill out the Planet, one can at a time.
He has created what is dubbed the anti-energy drink.
On appearances, Slow Cow is packaged like the popular Red Bull energy drink, but it has the opposite effect.
Lino claims – “It’s a balm that soothes people and takes the edge off stress.”
I thought that was what beer was for?
Fleury and his team spent a year and a half dreaming up Slow Cow. The drink contains a slumber inducing pillow of natural ingredients; camomile, passion flower and valerian.
Personally, I think the World is ready for a line of Lethargy beverages as I call them. I mean, the World is moving way too fast.
Meantime. the makers of Red-Bull, the caffeine infused jet fuel marketed to college age kids, do not see the humor nor the efficacy of such a product and have filed notice through their legal team.
Maybe they need to chill out.
Spring into knee jerk reactions - 2009 - the swine flu - epilogue Spring into bad habits - smoking quota in China
I thought that was what smoke was for. Ha ha.
— jeanie May 8, 10:54 pm #
Hi there – I live in the UK and would like to get hold of a can of ‘Slow Cow’ from Canada – Although it would be good to have the contents – happy with just the can – Could anyone help out – buy one , drink the contents and mail me the can. I’ll pay all costs via paypal.
Thanks so much – my email address is claire@temperateisle.com
— cocoaandspice Oct 19, 03:48 am #