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Salmon Kings Hockey - amazing goal - I was there. · 19 January 2010 by colin newell

Play it a few times. I was at the game. This is some of the wildest hockey I have ever seen. And 22$ for a ticket.

The Canucks? An utter waste of space. I have been to Canucks games. They always lose. They always let me down. And the crowd at GM Place? Don’t get me started on these self important folks that go to Canucks games. They are generally there to be seen and not to watch the game…

Which is a good thing.

Because the Canucks suck.

Let’s go Salmon Kings!

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Fall colors changing seasons changing lives · 22 October 2009 by colin newell

On Monday evening, of this week, I was perusing a technical journal I wrote for in in the mid-seventies and was working on a bit of a tribute to the solidarity, brotherhood and sisterhood of the group of technical professionals – how it has changed my life and engendered and fostered lasting friendships.

And then around 8 PM my phone rang and I was summoned to a local hospital to be with a dear family member who succumbed to a long and exhausting illness.

In the end, she went quickly and peacefully – something all of us could
only wish for and hopefully achieve in our own personal journey through life.

What is kind of ironic were my thoughts leading up to that evening
on something as simple as a subscription to a hand-printed newsletter
from the seventies and how, by chance, I requested a free sample so
many years ago – that so many lasting friendships have been cast and hewn
by the fires of time and have resisted every challenge – including
death.

As word traveled throughout the evening it became quite apparent that my network of friends were way closer that I thought – They quickly formed a physical and spiritual circle around my wife and I – taking our hands in a time of need.

My thanks go out to this immediate circle of folks whose love and devotion I never entirely understood – now it is crystal clear.

And to my regular readers I offer a heart felt thanks – for those correspondents, reliable as gravity, have understood, that over the last 90 days or so, things have been somewhat difficult here.

Chapters are written and then closed – we now move on to the next phase of our life – Fall to Winter and then beyond.

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Rage against the Machine - corporate vandalism of public spaces. · 19 September 2009 by colin newell

Vandalism of public spaces - Streets of Victoria - www.myfashionrecipe.com

Shame on the Bay Centre in Victoria B.C. Canada for their abuse of a public space: the sidewalks of Victoria B.C. Canada. In a cynical attempt at being gritty, edgy and on the fringe this latest attempt by a local marketing agency falls flat like so much scattered waste from a sea gull.

In my often downtown forays into the urban shell, I spend a lot of time looking into windows and into faces – never are my eyes forced downward on to the sidewalk other than to change course from some inadvertently deposited animal dropping. So what is up with the dated concept of guerrilla marketing by Eclipse Creative in Victoria?

I mean – do they have a permit for this? Or is this another one of them brilliant IKEA IDEAS?
In a recent conversation with one of their agents (who will remain nameless…) she revealed… “Permit? I do not think so. Do we need one? Gee. I don’t know…”
It seems the Bay Centre “Maintenance Crew” used the stencils provided to them by Eclipse Creative to spray a water soluble material onto the public sidewalks.

So what is stopping me from spraying over their message with my message?
Which is: “get out of my face already…”

Do you have any idea how fast I would have the cuffs slapped on me if I created my own special and unique message on a public sidewalk?

Anyway. Eclipse Creatives attempt at edginess is so yesterday. As a former member of the Prada team pointed out, this was so done in the 90’s.
Welcome to the 21st century baby.
Buzz not achieved.
Try again.

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Bonus Blog Summer Sofa Surfing Sidewalk Styles · 20 August 2009 by colin newell

Have been meaning to rant on this for a long while…

It all started with a sofa on the sidewalk.

Which in wet Victoria B.C. Canada comes as something of a surprise.

Discarded stuff. For some reason we live in a city with residents that feel that garbage self-disposes. Hell, we dump raw sewage into the strait of Juan de Fuca so dumping our sofas on the boulevard is not that much of a stretch. I guess they think the rain will flush it away.

But I have been seeing more shite on the sidewalks lately.

  • Old televisions. Big ones at that.
  • Computer monitors. Yep. CRT ones. No surprise here.
  • Microwave ovens. Seeing a trend here?
  • Coffee makers. Say’s it not so.

Lately I have been seeing a veritable Potpourri of detritus (Hey Cheryl!) on our city streets that seem to include…

  • Children’s toys – they grow up so fast.
  • Booster seats – as above
  • Strollers – again, I hope the kids are OK

So. For residents of Victoria B.C Canada, I ask you: What is up with all the sidewalk refuse?

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Summer Food Fun and Drink Chapter 13 The Two Old Goats on Tour · 11 July 2009 by colin newell

There is some talk that my band, The Two Old Goats, might be doing a limited series of live performances on Vancouver Island this summer and fall – and maybe beyond…

and there is a second project in the works. Who knows. Will advise.

Here is a snippet of a show we were featured on a ways back… CBC Radio 1.


or click here for the mp3 if you cannot see the above widget.

You can get buy our CD and get concert updates over on our band site – TwoOldGoats.ca

March 3 2010 update – 100% of all CD sales will go to the Red Cross and World Vision efforts in Haiti and Chile.

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Spring into nasty grand parenting · 3 April 2009 by colin newell

This grandpa was a nasty piece of workI do not have any kids. I Never had a real urge to make a contribution to the gene pool.

And for the most part I am glad that there are some folks out there doing it on my behalf…
to a point that is…

My wife and I were in McDonald’s at lunch for our one guilty pleasure; I enjoy an Angus Burger, a side of fries and some iced tea. We eat healthy all week long – so from time to time… we need to re-balance if you know what I mean. Too much of a good thing and all…

Anyway – sitting upstairs at the normally quiet Cedar Hill and Shelbourne location at noon today… something caught my attention.
It was the expression of my wife tuning into a conversation between grandpa and his seemingly well behaved grand-son… that caught my eye – And I tuned into it a millisecond later.

Grandpa was saying… and I quote: “If you do not stop your messing around, I am going to kick your ass!”

Apparently the small boy, according to what we could see, was being overly jovial and chatty being near the excitement of the kiddie playground on the main floor…

The 4 year old responded, “That is not a very nice thing to say Grandpa…”

Grandpa responded, “And it isn’t going to be a very nice thing to happen to you if you don’t smarten up!”
A Great-Granny was sitting with them and she kind of looked on, oblivious to the conversation between the grand-thug and the young boy…

This is 2009 – and I was astounded that I was hearing this violent exchange directed at a small child. And I was baffled as to how to respond…
saying to my wife… “Shall I go over there and KICK his ass?”

No. Probably not a good idea.

I was (we were) in fact, witnessing an event of child abuse unfolding and I was at a complete loss as to what to do about it. The conversation ended with the above exchange between the 2. The kid settled down a bit and the grand-thug settled into reading his paper.

But what of after… the later on for that 4 year old?

Sometimes violence is subtle – and one needs to be diligent to protect our young. In this particular case… well, I just don’t know.

Maybe the parents of this child will read this. Now that would be ironic.
One other thing: Moms and Dads… when you are out with your small children… Watch them! When we were coming into the McDonalds today, a young Mom and her Son and Daughter were with her. The boy was dawlding, kicking imaginary stones and counting the cracks in the sidewalk. He fell back about 20 feet as she went into the food outlet ahead of him and did not turn around until the door closed behind her.

He could have been grabbed in a heart beat by a clone of grand-thug above.
Anyway. Just a suggestion.

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Winter follies count down to Hawaii boast #2 · 21 November 2008 by colin newell

Seasonal coffee gear buyers guide on coffeecrew.comDoing my 1st blog on an ASUS Eee PC 4G running linux and 1G of RAM – this is the primary gadget that will come to the Islands… along with radios (Shortwave, Ham, etc) in an attache case bristling with gear.

Prior to that I have some writing to do…

The seasonal coffeecrew buyers guide…
some reviews…
Have to register some of my stuff with Customs Canada to ease the passage back and forth…

Not mentioned anywhere else on here: I am now a licensed radio amateur with the call sign VA7WWV. I will be taking a Yaesu FT-60r 5-watt 2-band handheld UHF/VHF walkie with me – if that means anything to anyone. :-)

And on.

Watched a great Victoria Salmon Kings game tonight: VSK 3 – Alaska Aces 1

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Summer food fun and drink - Tea fest comes to Victoria · 19 September 2008 by colin newell

Tea. It is subtle and restful. Which is the polar opposite of what coffee is. If you want to chill, then pouring yourself a great big mug of Jump Up and Get Busy is probably not a good idea.

So it only makes sense that Victoria is hosting the Victoria Tea Festival

Because… after all, Victoria is one town that loves tea, tea houses, high tea, crumpets and tea, strawberry tea… but do not take my word for it…

So. Kick up your heels. Put on your granny glasses. And pour a cup.

You will be glad you did.

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Summer food fun and drink - Who wouldn't enjoy a coffee scrub · 29 August 2008 by colin newell

Caffeinated facial coffee scrub - try some - feel buzzyI enjoy a good cup of coffee from time to time. Ok. Every day. Sometimes several times a day.
I also enjoy a good shower once a day. Ok. Sometimes more than once a day… depends on what is going on.

And when it hit me… the water from the shower head that is. It occurred to me, that if I could combine these two simple pleasures somehow, I could save a step or two in the average persons day.

So I tried combining a coffee maker with a shower head… and then I tried pouring hot coffee on my body… that didn’t work very well. And I tried actually drinking my black coffee while showering… and the coffee was diluted.

Looking around the shower room for ideas… I spotted the soap… in the tub… in front of me. As I stepped forward, onto it… and slipping… it hit me… the back of the tub. After I died, I figured, that had I added the coffee to the soap or a sudsing scrub… an exfoliating product would have resulted that would fit my requirements perfectly; it is an exfoliant scrub, it sudses and it has coffee in it. Perfect.

Before I gasped my last breath, I passed along my idea to a friend who produces wonderful soaps and lotions – and here it is. Check it out. Buy some. I would have wanted it that way.

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Summer fun food and drink - Doing stuff on top of stuff and stuff · 22 July 2008 by colin newell

Millennial Kids work hard and looking goodEver get the feeling that you’ve got a tad too much on the go? My mother reminds me of this, well, almost daily – Like, since when was a man too busy or too multi-tasked by working on his guitar, his studio, his photography, his writing, his work, his radio stuff (deep breath…) to take on one more thing?

There are 24 hours in a day after all. And it is not as if I do all these things at once. Because I don’t. One thing at a time. With lots of coffee breaks in between.

I am, quite seriously, not one of those people that sails down the Trans-Canada highway with one ear on the Sirius satellite radio, one ear on his iPhone (when he is not text-messaging head office) – all the while barking orders to his 3 kids in the back seat of his Humvee while contemplating that recreational property and the hostile takeover of Langford, British Columbia – Now that would be something wouldn’t it!?

Digression complete. One of the advantages that I have is that I am not a member of the Millennial Generation, The Gen-Y’s, The Gen-Xer’s… and… I am stopping there. Let’s just say that I was born prior to 1970 – actually watched the first moon landing…
Double digression.

I work with the Millennial Kids and lots of them (my Employer-A University)… And folks, it is interesting. A more suitable name for my clients would be the Me-menial generation because that is what they are all about: Me. I mean. Them. Themselves. And they really do not get the value of actual labor… of any kind. Paid or unpaid. And it is amazing that at a University of all places that so many of them do so well – when there is so much work involved.

But here are some observations: When Millennial Kids show up for work, they seem to be more ready to play; facebook time, hotmail time, blog time, twitter time…

Yea. Twitter. I kid you not. Twitter. Twitter is a free social networking and micro-blogging service that allows users to send updates (otherwise known as tweets) which are text-based posts of up to 140 characters in length…

140 characters. Limiting them to meaningful conversations like…

“Bro, what’s up?”
“Yea, I am just at the University with…”
“my GF and I need to get…”

Scintillating huh?

In my World, I operate on a team of tech dudes – a team whose size has not changed in over a decade – and our work load has increased by a factor of about 5. There was a time where I could start and finish a job. Now I get interruptions on the 3 projects that I am trying to finish and often that interruption will get jumped on by some higher priority in the queue… or an emergency will crop up.
A Millennial Kid would take one look at what I do every hour of my work day and plug in their iPod buds, crouch behind their Asus Mini-PC, turn the lights down… and tweet.

And that my friends… was a couple more than 140 characters… Good night.

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Seen in passing - coffee time - as the crow flies · 25 June 2008 by colin newell

Banded crows from the University of WashingtonI have coffee at 10AM and 3PM where I work (on a Vancouver Island University campus) – and I generally have coffee with colleagues.

Except today I had a special guest – a good old black crow. A friendly one at that. This one was different. It was banded!

As it turns out, it is from the United States of America – from the University of Washington – another campus in a different country.

The 1st thing that crossed my mind (as I mused out loud to the curious bird)…
“Hmmm – you are a American bird in Canada… I guess you are not on any No-Fly list, huh?”

Nyuk nyuk cackle.

I sat at an outdoor table and shared my multi-grain fruit muffin (make them myself) with the bird – hoping that there was nothing harmful to the creature in the recipe.

UDUB Link

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Victoria B.C. Canada - Saturday around town · 21 June 2008 by colin newell

habit coffee and culture Pandora avenue VictoriaA Saturday walk downtown. If it is a 2.5 km walk from our perch in Rockland (a chi-chi neighborhood up the hill from downtown Victoria…) I would be surprised. But since it is largely downhill, it is a breeze.

This stroll takes us down Fort Street right down Antique Row past bustling cafes, lunch spots into the heart of the city.

Today we walked directly to Paradiso de Stelle… paradise of stars… a neat Italian gelato-cafe that features a wonderful selection of panini, illy coffee, liquor and CafĂ© Correcto… oh yea and lots of fresh Gelato produced on site. Paradiso de Stelle is below Bastion Square in Victoria and it wins points on the quality of its food and drink, the professionalism and beauty of its staff (yea, I get warnings from my editor about using words like beauty) and the great people watching.

From there it is off to Habit Coffee and Culture on Pandora Avenue – the 600 block just below Government Street (Photo above). Habit Coffee and Culture is ground zero for the 3rd wave coffee scene makers in Victoria. Their espresso based beverages are always spot on – and the vibe is not unlike many of Portland and Seattle’s grooviest coffee joints like Stumptown.

If you live in Victoria B.C. Canada and think you know great coffee – unless you have been to Discovery, Cafe Fantastico and Habit… all in the same day… oh yea, and Buon Amici’s over on Tyee road on the West side… you have not experienced what truly great coffee is.

So put down that Folgers, get on your bike or put your runners on – and get going!

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And now a moment of shameless self promotion · 13 June 2008 by colin newell

Rare chance to experience the music of the Two Old GoatsThe highlight of 2007, for me, was recording a CD worth of music… something I have always wanted to do. I grew up in a house that had a fair amount of music in it – A Heinztman piano from the 19th century was a household fixture and I started playing it when I was 6 or 7. After a couple of years worth of lessons, a guitar started to seem way cooler – and easier to pack around too. That was in the mid-Seventies.

By the mid-eighties I was playing around with a small collection of garage and jukebox bands. In the late eighties, I had a hand in on producing a couple of small folk acts – one such project netted about 4000 units sold – which was not bad for a self-published recording completed on a budget less than $500 in a borrowed studio in a University radio station.

Fast forward to last year and a 10 year hiatus from playing much of anything.

A chance meeting with another troubadour led to a recording project and a duo called, affectionately, the two old goats. Long story. Short story: We are not that old!

We pressed 1000 units and have sold 1/2 of them… but we would love to keep up that momentum if possible – things have slowed down some…
because between the 2 of us (Charlie and I…), I am sure we only had 500 friends.

Anyway – if you are a regular reader of the CoffeeCrew blog (I know that there are about 3 of you out there…) and you want a piece of music history – pop over to our website and buy a copy or swing by CBC Radio 3 on the internet and hear a few of our tunes.

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Gas Price Rant #15 Criminal investigations coming to Victoria B.C. · 12 June 2008 by colin newell

Sometimes there is good news.

And although the skies over Victoria B.C. Canada did not rain gold coins, virgins or 20 dollar bills today… there is some interesting activity on the ground…

close to your neighborhood Gas station… maybe.

On the other side of the country, criminal charges have been laid against 13 people and 11 companies accused of fixing the price of gasoline in Quebec.

The suspects and companies operated in Victoriaville, Thetford Mines, Magog and Sherbrooke.

And we all know that gas prices in Victoria B.C. Canada are fixed by a automated telephone system called Viper. It’s collusion. It’s price fixing… and it’s criminal. And maybe, just maybe, lower Island residents may get a wonderful dose of schadenfreude.

As Jackie Gleason use to say… “How SWEET it IS!”

And although I personally have no evidence that criminal charges are about to be laid in the Victoria area… I can hope. And you can hope with me.

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Gas Price Rant #14 Trimac trucking delivers more bad gas pains · 9 June 2008 by colin newell

Victoria B.C. area gas prices rise to $144.9 this morning.

I am stunned.

Repeating what a relative told me on the weekend… he is an insider in the Petroleum distribution industry…

“On lower Vancouver Island, Trimac Trucking brings in the Gas and Diesel to all the stations… they are a one source supply for fuel in the Victoria area… It is a monopoly. There is an electronic system called Viper that auto-dials all the local gas stations with a digitally synthesized voice stating what the gas price will be that day…

Trimac is simply the trucking company that delivers the goods… no more or less.

The product distributor calls the entire shot… hence the instant message and hence the simultaneous price increases.

Yesterday I noticed that the price of a Mexican avocado doubled to $1.89

That is one of the signs that we could be in for very hard times.
Meantime, gas and oil producers, their executives and investors will be living like Kings.

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