Technology madness in the modern World #1 · Monday May 12, 2008 by colin newell
If I had an extra 5 or 6 hours a day… to think… and perchance to write, I would have more strange stuff to feed you…
Perhaps more than you would like.
I mean, everything here is written and read (by you) voluntarily.
You can shut if off whenever you want. And never come back.
Which is kind of counter intuitive compared to what we have to deal with in the modern World. Having stuff pushed on us that is. Constantly.
(And)When I talk and write about cafe culture, I often remind my audience that coffee is the number two most traded commodity on the Planet… Oil being first.
But is this supposition entirely true? Are humans not the number one commodity on the Planet? Our minds are bought, sold, pitched to, filled and subjected to rendition on an almost continuous basis. And so much so that we are rarely aware that we are being manipulated?
Some examples: Facebook. Facebook is a data mine for marketers. Explain that to the average user of Facebook and you will get that classic, Dog cocking its head as its master makes a funny noise look.
Television. Everyone knows that 50% of the crap on TV is designed to sell you something, to sanitize something, to perfume something, to put you in a car and get you away from over sanitized and funky smelling stuff.
And if you are Rami Tambello of illegalsigns.ca (the Toronto area rogue spear fighting a winning battle against big visual ad agencies like Pattison Outdoor – who bend the rules for fun and profit…) you know the distance large corporations will go to get their message shoved down your visual cortex…
In Rami’s own words: “Ad agents lie for a living… trying to convince you that a pair of blue jeans will make you sexy… a fragrance will make you desirable…”
So. For liars, breaking the law on a daily basis comes naturally.
And you can almost avoid the visual assault – if you are legally blind that is.
So what’s next you ask? Apparently a technology called Hypersonic Sound (developed by the U.S. Military no less) can actually beam messages directly into your head — and there is no tin-foil hat made that will protect you.
H.S. technology uses ultrasonic beams of narrowly focused acoustic energy that can quite literally be concentrated into an area the size of a bread-box… or a nut house – which is where you will think you are when you experience it.
Which begs the question: What private space is left for we humans? Our brains were once considered the ultimate private sanctuary, a zone where other people can’t intrude without our knowledge or permission – This barrier has been eroded it seems.
Rami Tambello concludes, “There is no distance that advertisers will not go to… to deliver their message or product. There is so much money… profit at stake…breaking the laws of the community, pushing all the boundaries of what is communally acceptable – well, it is part of doing business… all in a days work.”
Yay. Thanks Rami.
In this continuing series on invasive technology in the 21st century, the CoffeeCrew blog will focus on the folly of modern technical wares and how they are not improving our lives.
Canadian Mental Health Report #1 · Thursday April 17, 2008 by colin newell
The CBC and Angus Reid reports that Canadians are more angry than they were a year ago.
No $&#@‘ing kidding?
According to the pollster, almost 50% of Canadians feel their fellow Canucks are angrier than they were last year, and 25% admit to losing their own temper more often now than in the past.
Apparently women and young adults seem especially irritable: 30 per cent of women and 32 per cent of those age 18 to 34 say their fuses are way shorter than they used to be.
Why is that? Kathryn Jennings, a counsellor at Anger Management Counselling Practice in Toronto, suspects the increasing use of computers and technology is shortening our patience.
“With technology, our lives are faster, access is faster, and a lot of our needs are met immediately,” she says. “It has made our expectations higher. We expect that things should work and should work quickly.”
Personally, I feel a corporate culture and mind-set has invaded many employers previously more evenly paced… leading to frazzled worker bees.
Take my employer for instance – I will let you, the readers, figure out who that is.
Not that it really matters.
My work environment has quadrupled in size in 15 years with a net increase in individual responsibilities (within our technical group) by a factor of about 3 to 5. And if that is not entirely clear – My workload has probably tripled and the number of bodies available to deal with this massive increase in responsibility has dropped.
Where we once had 4 or 5 guys handling a large chunk of technical territory, we now have about 1.
Recently my employer approached me about taking on about 50% more work on top of this – with no increase in pay of course.
Another example: A colleague of mine crossed my path on the job site recently reporting how intense things have become. I replied… “We have become members in a culture of intensity…” “running from fire to fire is our way of life every day on the job…” “We start a job and that job is interrupted and that interruption is clobbered by yet another interruption… or a more serious crisis…”
It is bullshit. It gets a little worse each week. And we are willing participants in this ballet of madness. As my colleague and I parted ways, I coined another phrase…
“This trend is like an asteroid within… slowly making its way toward crushing our sanity…” An asteroid within… Damn. That’s witty.
So what else is making Canadians angry? Apparently queue jumpers are at the top of the list. I encountered one at a bank machine once… if you can believe that someone would be silly enough to cut in front of a line-up of busy and aggravated people (myself included…) in a bank machine line-up. I assure you… he will never do that again.
Other irritants include loud cell phone talkers, aggressive drivers and, oddly, people who ignore greetings in the office or have generally bad manners.
My personal favorites include motorists who eat breakfast cereal while at the wheel, cyclists who do their make-up – or hockey fans who talk about their financial portfolios for 3 periods of play.
Bonus blog life in the big city #1 · Friday April 11, 2008 by colin newell
Pulled from BoingBoing.Net – and I am looking for comments from a Victoria B.C. or Canadian perspective…
Lenore Skenazy wrote a piece for the April 4 edition of the New York Sun about letting her 9-year-old son find his way home from downtown NYC using the subway system. Many people were upset with her.
Isn’t New York as safe now as it was in 1963? It’s not like we’re living in downtown Baghdad.
Anyway, for weeks my boy had been begging for me to please leave him somewhere, anywhere, and let him try to figure out how to get home on his own. So on that sunny Sunday I gave him a subway map, a MetroCard, a $20 bill, and several quarters, just in case he had to make a call.
No, I did not give him a cell phone. Didn’t want to lose it. And no, I didn’t trail him, like a mommy private eye. I trusted him to figure out that he should take the Lexington Avenue subway down, and the 34th Street crosstown bus home. If he couldn’t do that, I trusted him to ask a stranger. And then I even trusted that stranger not to think, “Gee, I was about to catch my train home, but now I think I’ll abduct this adorable child instead.”
Long story short: My son got home, ecstatic with independence.
Long story longer, and analyzed, to boot: Half the people I’ve told this episode to now want to turn me in for child abuse. As if keeping kids under lock and key and helmet and cell phone and nanny and surveillance is the right way to rear kids. It’s not. It’s debilitating — for us and for them.
Personally, I think there is a right age for allowing this kind of exploration. And I guess it also comes down to the environment as well.
I was about 10 or 11, on or about 1970 when my parents dropped me off in a somewhat more innocent and small Victoria B.C.
I spent about an hour downtown before I high tailed it back to my country home some 4 miles from where I was dropped off. The World seemed like a much bigger place then.
I do believe that we live in a World (at least here in the West) where we are constantly exposed to a barrage of fear-filled messages on how dangerous our World is… and that is because there are corporate forces at work that profit from a culture of fear – plain and simple.
The government of Canada (and especially the government of the U.S.A.) totally buy into this culture of fear; terrorists under every rock and baddies around every corner…
I say: The only thing to fear is the Government itself!
The Dismantling of CBC Radio · Tuesday April 1, 2008 by colin newell
CBC Radio, our country’s national treasure of classical and non-mainstream
music, has announced drastic format changes which will shift the station away
from it’s traditional roots. Moving away from classical and jazz genres, the
programming changes will move the station to more mainstream styles of music,
supposedly to reflect the changing taste of Canada.
On March 4, 2008, CBC Radio announced the complete restructuring of Radio 2.
This was the second installment of changes, the first being mid-way through
2007, albeit less drastic on that first round. Announced by Jennifer McGuire,
Executive Director of CBC Radio, the changes are meant to “provide a
dedicated range of genres, including classical, pop, jazz, and roots music.”
These changes mean a clean slate of programming and radio hosts from 6am
through to 10pm weekdays. Now, stop for a moment and think what
programs and hosts currently occupy these timeslots. First to mind is likely Tom
Allen’s ‘Music and Company’ and Jurgen Gothe’s ‘DiscDrive.’ Moving along,
other programs included here are ‘Here’s to You,’ ‘Studio Sparks,’ and
‘Tonic’ (which was recently installed in place of the long standing ‘After
Hour’s with host Andy Shepard).
The outcry to these changes has been astounding as I read the editorials in
our National newspapers and comment forums online. These radio programs are
institutional, specifically Jurgen’s ‘Disc Drive’ which is now in it’s 23rd
year. As a dedicated listener to Disc Drive and Music & Company for the
better part of a decade, I consider these two programs and their hosts to be
the jewels of CBC Radio and Television combined. Nowhere else in Canada do
you gain a more varied offering of classical and jazz music. Furthermore, the
commentary from Allen and Gothe to complement their musical choices is second
to none. Whether it is the antics and humor of Allen’s weekly ‘Cage Match’,
or Gothe’s tangents ranging from wine, gourmet recipes, and extending all the
way over to The Canadian Brass’s latest recording, these are our national
radio hosts at their finest.
Three weeks after changes to Radio 2 were revealed, the CBC has announced the
dismantling of it’s own Radio Orchestra. Originally formed in 1938 and North
America’s last existing Radio Orchestra, Vancouver’s CBC Radio Orchestra will
perform it’s last concert in November 2008. Executives at the CBC argue that
the cost to operate the orchestra (in the range of $1million annually) does
not make sense given the limited concerts performed each year.
Before our eyes, we are watching CBC dismantle itself and move towards a more
mainstream focus. The intent is to water the station down and appeal to a
larger audience with less classical music and more jazz, pop, and roots
music. Now, last time I checked, all I had to do was turn my FM radio two dials
over and I was inundated with mainstream stations. The focus of the CBC has
always been to promote music that could not be found elsewhere on the air, as
well as promoting music by Canadian artists, including orchestral works
commissioned for the Radio Orchestra.
Whichever way the folks at CBC explain the changes, these are sad days for
the CBC. They seem to go against what the CBC mandate has always been, a Public Broadcaster. Meanwhile, these changes on Radio 2 are meant to draw in an entirely new group of listeners; these changes only seem to be driving away the current audience, and attracting new listeners from an already watered-down group is not going to be an easy task. As for the Radio Orchestra, another unsubstantiated move that does not seem to really be about funding. You really have to ask if the CBC is even awake and hearing out it’s listeners?
As we draw into the final few months of solid Radio 2 programming, I do
question what will fill this hole in Canadian Radio? An institution that has
had a presence for decades, the absence of some of these programs will be
very challenging to replace. We can say goodbye starting our day with
“entertaining wit, wisdom, and a smile” from Tom Allen….right over to
finishing our afternoons with “off-the-cuff commentary and flights of fancy”
from Jurgen Gothe.
For those of us who have listened to Radio 2 and it’s varied programs, we can
say this: We are better off for taking the time out of each day to listen to
these programs, and we will truly miss them once they are gone.
Quality such as this is not easily recreated.
David Reimer is a Vancouver resident and freelance pop culture analyst – his musings will be featured on the Coffeecrew blog from time to time.
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Roll up the rim to win in Afghanistan · Thursday March 27, 2008 by colin newell
It is said that you cannot fully appreciate a great cup of coffee if you have never had one – or have been relegated to drinking super-store pre-ground and tinned brown vermiculite… like Folgers.
The same can be said for a great doughnut – and I will wager dollars for, well, you know… that if you have ever had one, you would remember it.
Kind of like your first kiss. When it’s good, it’s really good… and you never forget.
A few years back, Krispy Kreme arrived on our shores – if only briefly. It seemed likely that they would make inroads north of 49… but they didn’t. Thanks to the likes of Tim Horton’s.
And this is not to say that Krispy Kreme is great – because they are not. They are fresh – and like coffee, fresh is very important… whether it’s a cup of joe or a deep fried doughy nugget.
For Canadians, Tim Horton’s is as much a part of our consciousness as hockey, maple syrup, fresh air and wide open spaces.
Except Tim’s is not as good as it once was – and to deny this is an act of unbridled, unpatriotic and truly Un-Canadian self deception.
There was a time when the doughnuts were prepared fresh from fresh ingredients… and darn it, it makes a difference. And yes, I know they make up their sandwiches fresh from fresh ingredients… not sure about the quality of their breads – but that is nitpicking.
And in the last couple of years, they have taken this unholy artifice to battle weary Afghanistan. My god. Tim’s in Afghanistan. This is what Canada’s international role has been reduced to – clogging the arteries of our soldiers no less… and our allies.
Wouldn’t it make more sense to give these puck sized weapons away to the Taliban?
I know. Bad idea. They would hate us even more than they do now.
A few facts about Tim’s outcropping in Khandahar:
The doughs, icings and cremes used in this abbreviated menu of cookies, bagels and 12 kinds of doughnuts, as well as the coffees served in Afghanistan were deployed about 45 days earlier from a plant in Kingston, Ontario – The same depot that also supplies Tim’s franchises across Ontario and Canada.
They also exported the favored Canuck sport of rim-rolling to the dusty plains of Afghanistan. Except the prizes are slightly different…
They include camouflage Tim Horton’s ball caps, GPS global positioning devices and five grand prizes of $1,000.
What, no boots, bullets or sun-block?
As much as I support what Canadians do best:
Exporting peace, good will and maple syrup… and yes, putting on a uniform, climbing on a transport and flying to a hostile place half a World away and getting behind the cause of democracy – do our enlisted men and women not deserve better?
A quick scan through Google reveals that Tim Horton’s cuisine was the most anticipated perk to arrive in advance of best wishes from loved ones at home… so perhaps I am the one off the mark.
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